Tired = Fat

I need more sleep. I simply do not get enough. The average time I go to bed is 12:30am. But there's always at least once a week where I'm not going nigh-night til 2:30am. And I have to be up at the latest by 6am to be at work by 7am.

There are tons of studies out now about how lack of sleep can inhibit your efforts at weight loss. Well it must be true because I'm tired and still fat. I wonder if I have a hard time resisting bad food because I don't have the energy for that will power because I'm tired. Or maybe there's some insulin/energy imbalance because I'm staying up so GD late!

I'm annoyed by this. I'm especially annoyed because late at night is when Matt and I hang out. Matt is a big time night owl and his hours sometimes don't permit us to see each other until after 9pm some nights. Between that and being at Chili's til sometimes 10pm, our time together runs into early morning sometimes. Now I know there are some couples out there who probably would find this odd but we love spending time together. This is part of why we are so close and so in love...we are best friends and hanging out is what we do.

Well guess what? I do NOT like getting home from a movie (last night), getting in bed and being half asleep to have my best friend come and tap me on the shoulder and whine, "Are you going to bed?" Well Larry, your powers of deduction fascinate and amaze me. And the sucker that I am, I got played into getting up and watching TV with him. He also had been hinting all night at getting naked later and I got the "I'm gonna f--- you good" eyebrow wiggle when I got out of the warm bed to hang out.

Did I get laid? No! Would I be this revved up this early if I had? So not only did I not get the hours I needed/wanted/deserved last night (remember, its Friday and I have to work both jobs today) in sleepy land, but I was promised sex (and I quote, "I've been thinking about fucking you all day" he says) and didn't get it! RAAAAAAAAARRRR! I'm in my prime people! You don't tease a bitch with this.

Granted I didn't get sex because I fell asleep. And before you say OHHHHHH, he should have woken me up. Yes, I have bitched about his before but I was already woken up once earlier to get out of bed to watch TV and since I wasn't fully asleep, no big deal. But we turned off the lights and I went into the bedroom and while he took his sweet-ass time getting ready for bed, I conked out waiting to be seduced.

So what did I do this morning? I flipped on the lights and got in his sleeping face and told him he's a bad man to which he sputtered awake and asked why. I told him why and he said, "Well, you were asleep. And I wasn't horny."

Okay, we're over. Mother f-ing, sleep depriving, teasing dirty whore! LMAO! It fucking figures!

I'm not really that mad, just tired. But he's so not getting ladi for as long as I can hold out.